See yon wee Cleggie? Ah'm gonnae punch his pus the next time ah clock his coupon in the Chamber. Ah'm gonnae walk oer there an' lamp him ane. Ah widnae gie him the sweat aff mah baw-bag, let alane the time o'day after a' this, the wee scrotum!
There is nae way ah'm budgin' the noo! Ah'm stayin' pit richt where ah am. There's work tae be done! Ah've goat tae get a few mair trips fir Mary Doll (she wants tae go tae China next) an ah've goat tae get Gash or Wee Burnie set up fir mah Springburn seat. Then it'll be aff tae the Lords, but in mah oan guid time!
Mary Doll fancies bein' ca'ed Lady Mary o' Springburn!! She wants tae get a chauffuer tae the bingo an' all, an' ane o' thon police bodyguards tae carry the shoppin. Mah life winnae be worth livin' if she disnae get whit she wants!
So, ah've told mah pal Stuart Bell tae kid oan that ah'll stand doon at the election.
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Haw, mister speaker sir, whit d'ye hink ae that burd Heather Brookes?
ReplyDeleteThat Heather Brookes is mingin! There's only ane Heather fir me, an' that's Heather wi' the Weather oan BBC Scotland! Dinnae tell Mary Doll likes....
ReplyDeleteLend us a few quid Mr Speaker.
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