Mah missus Mary Doll

This is mah missus Mary Doll.

Jist in case any o' ye scunners see her an' she asks "dae ye ken who ah am?" Then ye'll ken, and ye'll hae nae excuse!

Ye might see her in a taxi wi' her pals Kim an' Aggie, comin back frae Marks an' Spencers. She likes their Irn Bru an' ye dinnae get it onywhere else, an' ye can pick up loads ae chucked-awa' receipts frae the bottom o the check-oots!

Nick Clegg - ye're deid man!

Ah ken hoo thon Julie Caesar felt when Bluto chibbed him frae behind!

That wee shagger Nick Clegg has goan an' told jug-ears Andy Marr that ah need to resign!

Well, ah'll tell ye this, ye wee shite! Ah ken where ye live, and ah ken where ye sit....an' oan Wednesday, when ye try an' ask ma pal Gordon a question, ye're arse winnae be leavin' that green seat!

Jist ye wait, ye wee bastart.....

Hiya!

Jings! Ah've gone and done it the noo! This is mah own wee blog, fir writin doon mah thoughts like.

Ah dinnae want ony scunners tryin tae put the heid in, so this is fir me tae pit mah own side o' the story.

A'h've been a trade yinionist a' mah life and ah'm the Speaker o' the Hoose o' Commons, so ah disirve some respect...an' whitever else ah've goat comin' ! Ah've got a posh hoose that's paid fir by the taxpayers and ah wear tights an' breeches, but ah'm still a workin' class lad frae Glesgae!

So, welcome tae mah blog an' I hope ye like it!

(note tae assistant - dinnae ye tak' oot any o mah natural Scots dialect or ah'll batter ye)